I took a short
sabbatical in blogging as my plate was pretty full with travel to Florida. Yep! Got home Monday evening - late - and finally now have a few moments to blog. Trip was fabulous! I visited with family and friends and consumed mass quantities of alcohol. (Sorry I missed you, Russ!! I am sure we'll drink together soon!!) All in all it was a great trip, and I look forward to going back again and again and again!
I'd like to take a moment to reflect on that which is known as the monopoly of the airline industry. Now - I am not a traveler, however, my boss is and I am constantly booking flights for him and his travel for work. Yesterday, in fact, I booked two
separate flights for him - totalling over $1,000! I understand that we have the new 9/11 Security Fee - I'm totally
OK with that. I can even slightly understand sky rocketing fuel prices. However, what I do not understand is why those traveling must rely on the "cheapest" form of travel by air - which usually turns out to be a nightmare! I've had several situations recently in which my plane has been delayed, I've sat in my seat on a plane, on the tarmac with no Air Conditioning for over an hour, seats not working properly, etc.
Monday evening's flight was the icing on the cake. We booked our flight via Southwest because they were the cheapest at the time (high airline costs are another intolerance) and their flight times were conducive to my travel schedule. I am actually a fan of Southwest's procedure of picking your own seat. It makes it easier and less stressful. What I don't like is their
pre-boarding procedure. Anyone disabled -
OK with that - children traveling alone -
OK with that too! What I am not
OK with is allowing parents with small children on first. Especially if you are taking a flight out of Orlando, the kids are wound up on sugar and Mickey Mouse, and 80% of the plane is
pre-boarding because they have small kids.
WTF? Are you kidding me? If the rest of the plane must deal with your screaming children, you should wait in line with the rest of us! It's as simple as that!! Especially since the rest of the plane has to hurdle over the mountain of strollers left at the entrance of the plane. Absurd!!!!
The other thing that was irritating the living daylights out of me was the fact that our plane was delayed. I can understand bad weather, but there was none. NONE AT ALL!!! Apparently in the early morning there was some
maintenance.
OK - that's good, I do feel safe. But to snowball to the effect that our flight was an over an hour delayed???? Again,
WTF? Are there no procedures set in place to fully
accommodate those passengers who need to arrive at their destination at a specific time? I'm paying for a flight to take off at this time, I sure as hell better be taking off at the scheduled time. Why was the
maintenance not checked the night before? Why didn't they just bring another plane in?? Needless to say I didn't get home until very late just to wake up a few hours later and get my butt out of bed to go to work. Thank God for the crazy gay flight attendant who was our comedic routine throughout the flight!
Screaming Children. Check! Late Plane. Check! Crazy Gay Flight Attendant. Check! Finally sleeping in my own bed.......Priceless!